the-wandering-wolf:

The minute Akihiko took the wallet, he felt as if it was a dumbbell or something. Tanaka was loaded! And he knew exactly what to spend all that money on.

“…You ever hear of this place in America called Vegas?” 

Of course, he would save some of it for the sake of buying more Risette merchandise. Not like he’d let anyone know that.

Roy laughed.

“Not only have I BEEN to Las Vegas, I’ve been banned from AND thrown out of THREE casinos there.” he said. “That was the best birthday ever.”

the-wandering-wolf:

Akihiko gazed at the mess that was apparently Tanaka. “He… looks worse than usual. I almost feel bad for him now.” He paused once more.

“…But I don’t. Did you get his wallet?” The senior prodded the unconscious salesman to make sure he was… well, still unconscious.

Roy casually handed Akihiko the wallet.

“Right here.” He said. “Haven’t checked it yet but it’s pretty damn fat.”

The number of fucks Roy gives about Tanaka’s current state cannot be counted on one hand. Mainly because there are no fucks to give.

the-wandering-wolf:

He was prepared to make a full bolt out of the door and straight for wherever Tanaka happened to be until he heard Roy’s shouting. Then he heard the door fly open, a loud tackling sound, and shrieks of agony. Of course, he didn’t know what was going on.

“…Why the hell does it sound like someone’s mutilating an iguana?” He paused. “…Oh, well. Not my problem.”

>You wonder if Tanaka will survive. Not that you care.

Approximately thirty seconds after the screaming began, it suddenly stopped. Roy promptly walked back into the dorm, dragging a rather worse for ware looking Tanaka by the arm along the ground.

“You got business with this guy, Right?” he asked, dropping Tanaka like a sack of rocks. “I made sure he didn’t get away.”

the-wandering-wolf:

“—Oh! Look at the time. I… must be going. And yes. Yes he did. Good day, sir.” He whistled, walking almost too quickly out the door.” 

Then, in about ten seconds afterwards, a cry of pure anger was heard from the second floor, echoing throughout the entire dorm.

“TANAKA!!!”

Roy looked toward the stairs, then at the door.

“…HOLD THAT THOUGHT, SENPAI.”

Cue Roy bolting out the door, sprinting after Tanaka and making a flying, running tackle at the salesman.

the-wandering-wolf:

“What? I was invited by this kid and his friend in exchange for giving the kid some Neo Featherman action figures and his friend one of Sanada-san’s magazines. It was a good brib—” He coughed to interrupt that last part.

“You have approximately ten seconds after I finish talking to drop everything and leave before I throw you out the door and go have a little chat with that kid and his friend… speaking of which, did one of them have on a baseball hat?”

the-wandering-wolf:

“I swear to God, if Tanaka tries to offer another piece of Risette merchandise straight out of my room, I’m going to crucify his balls.”

[Meanwhile…]

“Get your limited edition Risette album! Straight from a desperate teenage boy’s closet!”

“Wait… who the hell let you into the damn dorm?! Get the fuck out of here before I call the police!”

popthecreeper:

lennythereviewer:

xinnyx:

lennythereviewer:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

So what would happen if I used sunglasses?

UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Amateurs.

I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!

Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…

The last one!

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

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Hey, guess what people? Chapter 15 of Reshuffled is up! Check it out here!

I’ll be sure to see about getting Mags to be more frequent with these updates. He’s getting really behind on it.